Worst.

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Holiday Sentiments!

It's now 2014 and no, I am not going to make any resolutions. I never keep them, mostly because in a couple months I won't even remember them, and I think they're kind of crap. "Try to be a better person!" "Diet and exercise every day!" "Be less judgmental!" SHUT UP. It's either the same resolution every year that you never keep or you just try something for a couple months and then give up and make an excuse. In my life, I like to set my expectations for the new year low by not making any resolutions. Plus this way I can't break them!

That probably sounded pretty cynical. Well that's probably because at the moment I feel pretty cynical about everything. I should be listening to a 90s punk band singing about how the world is against them right now. Not that I don't like to listen to that kind of music on a regular basis anyway...

So why am I cynical? Here is a list of all of the things that I currently hate. Enjoy.
1. Bureaucracy - Why do people have the inability to do their jobs? I'm really hating waiting on people to do their jobs so I can organize and evaluate my life.
2. Polar Vortex - All I want to do is get out of my apartment and go running or something; not get frostbite.
3. Partial Unemployment - I am broke but am currently waiting for my current jobs to give me a schedule so I can go apply for another job knowing my availability. Also still waiting on my teaching license.
4. Being Broke - I feel like a bum and a housewife. It sucks.
5. Surgery - Later this month I will be getting my wisdom teeth removed. If you know me you know how much I hate doctors and medicine in general. The thought of stitches is even enough to make me want to vomit and no one really seems to understand how disgusted stitches make me feel and try and comfort me by telling me all about them when all I want to do is take enough drugs to forget they are there until they dissolve.

Hopefully your new year is off to a better start than mine.